Well, I just got back from the bar. When I first went in,I ordered a double Irish whiskey, neat. Swallowing it in one gulp, I ordered another. After I chugged that one too, Jack the bartender asked , "What on earth is up? You never drink like that!"

So, after that third double, I told him.

"You know my wife and I have not been getting on too well as it is, but today was the last straw. I came home early from the rifle range. When I walked into the house, there they were on the sofa, her with my best friend making mad passionate love!"

Jack said, "That's really rotten! What did you do?"
"
I told my wife to pack her bags and get the hell out!


How about your best friend, what did you say to him", Jack asked?

"I just exploded all over him", I told Jack.
'I literally screamed at him at the top of my lungs, BAD DOG, BAD DOG!!"

Sick.

What can I add to sick?

ummmmm, "Vulgar" maybe...?

I expect you caught them doing it doggy style too ....

Doesn't do it missionary because she doesn't like his breath?

Glad you are feeling better Alberta.

Thank you, Impala