11 PEOPLE ... ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.

10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave,
Because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping . . . . . .

phhf.
you ever see a woman talk without waving her arms around?

An oxymoron!

I thought it was funny. Add one word and it's totally believable -- "beautiful". Men lose all sense of reason and rational thought around a beautiful woman.

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I thought it was funny. Add one word and it's totally believable -- "beautiful". Men lose all sense of reason and rational thought around a beautiful woman.

Yes I do.

i was threatened by wife to post this one

I guess you could say that about an Italian or Spaniard.etc. but then I would be called a racsist or a sexist or what ever the color is of the day.I now dread the lawyers call from the "then willing" boo hooing about their experience when they were the ones that wanted to fuck in the 1st place.+ yes,it does happen.I am so sick of the American public's view of reality,as the the quote'news'unquote has totally destroyed any credence of reality

and waited 20 years and for an audience to posture in front of

You know,in some sense this recalls to mind a cartoon I saw in Playboy many years ago where these women are lined up in this karate studio getting ready for their 1st lesson.All but one are drop dead gorgeous + built like a brick XXX,the other one is small,pasty,+timid looking.etc.The teacher says."Well you must be the one who carries a lot of money." I still get a kick out of that. But look at the complainers;looks like a line up at the pound.I can assume that some of the allegations are true,but for heavens sake stop trying to emasculate the American male just for sensationalism in press. That is NOT an endorsement of rape,which I feel is a crime of violence + not of passion. The real craziness in this is that it makes it hard to ask a girl out on a date.My old friend Dave had the answer years ago.He would pick up a girl for their date + on the way to restaurant he would stop at the drug store.When she asked him why he was going in there his reply was 'to buy some rubbers so we can fuck after supper.'When he came out of the drug store,she was either still there (meaning success) or gone + thus saved the cost of a meal.Somewhat Libertine I agree but truthful none the less.