Two guys used to hunt moose year after year without success. Finally, one of them came up with an idea. "We will rent a female moose costume and call in a bull moose in the rutting season. When the bull shows up, we'll get out of the costume and shoot the bull".

The two get set up in the female moose costume. Sure enough, a huge bull shows up and begins to rush towards the two hunters.

The hunter in the rear of the costume says in panic: " The zipper's stuck! I can't get out of the costume! What do we do?"

The guy in front says:" I'm going to nibble grass. You had better brace yourself"

Excellent