One day this grizzled old trapper comes into the barber + says "shave me now!!"The arer says that could be a bit painful doing a dry shave.The trapper says "B.S. I'VE ONLY BEEN HURT TWICE IN MY LIFE. DRY SHAVE ME!!Curiosity got the best of the barber + he asked when this guy was hurt.The Klondike trapper said,"Once when I was out in the snow taking a crap,I shit on a bear trap that came up + grabbed me by the balls.That was the 1st time I was hurt. O.K. so what was the 2nd time? When the chain ran out of slack.
Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong;
