A married guy picks up a paycheck on a Friday, cashes it -and spends the weekend with bachelor friends in wine, women and poker.

He rolls home on a Sunday night - and, needless to say, confronts a very angry wife.

She laces into him -and, of course, he's in a bad spot - She is right to be angry with him.

Finally, however, (after hours of hearing from her) he starts to stand up to defend himself. Thus, when she says: "What, if I disappeared for nearly 3 days?"

The guy says defiantly: " Go ahead!"

By Thursday morning, he was able, with some difficulty, to see out his wife out of one eye.

Bugger me so one else has met the missus too!!