One day three guys approached the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looked at them and motioned for the first one to come forward; well, the fellow was pretty scruffy and kind of slouched his way to the desk. When he got there he said his name and St. Peter asked him to quickly sum up his life and why he should be admitted into Heaven The guy replied that he had been a cop and served on the undercover narcotics squad for the past 10 years and was responsible for the arrest and conviction of many critters. "Outstanding"! caleed out St. Peter, "Enter and welcome".

the second fellow was a bit neater and walked upright to the desk. He called out his name and was sked the same question by St. Peter. The fellow answered that he also had been a cop, working traffic and had kept the streets safe for the citizens of his district. "Great!" said St. Peter, "Enter and welcome".

The third man was really squared away, neat, sharply tailored clothing, shined shoesand neat hair. He marched to the desk, stopped 30" away and called out his name. St. Peter asked the same question he had asked the first two and the man told him that he had been an MP; before he could finish St. Peter jumped up and hollered, "thank god, you watch the gate, I have to take a leak.