A blonde and a red head are sipping drinks at a bar. The blonde notices a man approaching who is carrying a dozen long stem roses.

The blonde says to the red head: " Isn't that your husband carrying roses?"

The red head rolls her eyes and says in a weary voice: " Yes, it is. Now I'll have to spend tonight on my back with my legs apart".

The blonde says (in a surprised tone of voice) :" Don't you have a vase?"