Rodney wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is
a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side
table.

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all
clean and pressed. Rodney looks around the room and sees
that it's in perfect order, spotless and clean. So's the
rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at
the table, eating.

Rodney asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk
and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the
hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled
into the door."

Confused, Rodney asks, "So, why is everything in order
and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom and I dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you
said, 'Lady leave me alone, I'm married.'"