Mohammad entered the classroom on his first day of school in Scotland.*

*"What's your name?" asked the teacher.*

*“Mohammad," he replied.*

*“You're in Scotland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be
known as Allistair."*

*Mohammad returned home after school.*

*"How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked.*

*"My name is not Mohammad. I’m in Scotland and now my name is Allistair."*

*"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!” **And his mother beat him.*
*Then
she called his father, who beat him again.*

*The next day Mohammad returned to school.*

*The teacher saw all of his bruises. "What happened to you, Allistair?” she
asked.*

*"Well, Miss, shortly after becoming a Scotsman, I was attacked by two
fucking Arabs.

We had a similar joke in the 60's. Different races,same story.