Maria had just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.

On her wedding night, she stayed at her mother's house, and was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her:
"Don't worry Maria, Tony's a good man.



Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.
Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."

So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama,
Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of
you."

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her
mother, "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man.



Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When
she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot
and a half!"

Her Mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta."

OMG. You've reminded me of a similar joke-a mathced set.

That's hilarious!!!

In another joke Maria is less timid but curios, and when Tony begin to undress she comment admired the big muscles of Tony arm. And Tony, gratified, told her "It's all dynamite for fou, darling" and the same happened when he showed his ample chest and his strong legs, she moaned admiring him and he continued proudly to answer that all these muscles were dynamite for her.

It has been only when Toni take off with a theatrical gesture the underpants that Maria dismayed exclaimed: "Tony so much dynamite and a so short fuse?"