1. It's important to have a women that helps at home, cooks, cleans, and
has a job.

2. It's important to have a women who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a women who you talk to, trust and doesn't lie.

4. It's important to have a women who is good in bed, and likes being with
you.

5. It's very very important that these four bitches don't know each other

This is another hilarious joke I intend to steal without giving credit!

22WRF's joke just reminded me of an old toast that I read once was traditional in the US Navy ( strictly in private and not aboard the ship which is dry anyway)

"To our wives and our sweethearts - May they never meet".

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Originally posted by gerrys375:
22WRF's joke just reminded me of an old toast that I read once was traditional in the US Navy ( strictly in private and not aboard the ship which is dry anyway)

"To our wives and our sweethearts - May they never meet".

I was on board an Aircraft Carrier for 2 1/2 years and you are correct, it was pretty dry as far as alcohol goes on that ship.

If only I had this info earlier