The 98-year old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it.

One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen and, remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior’s bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little then a little more. Before they knew it, she drank the whole glass down to the last drop.

“Mother,” the nuns asked with earnest, “please give us some wisdom before you die.” She raised herself up in the bed and whispered, “Don’t sell that cow.”

I know it's old but keep it going;bound to be someone out there who has'nt heard it.Humor!