This story has been going around the internet for several years. I don't recall seeing than anyone was ever able to verify it as being true. If fact I thing snopes.com says it is urban legend.
Darwin Award: Last year's Darwin Award was given to a man crushed to death by a Coke machine from which he was attempting to yank a free soda. (The Darwins go to the people who do the gene pool the biggest favor by killing themselves in an extraordinary and stupid way).
Front runner this year: Mystery owner of a jet-propelled Chevy Impala.
The Arizona (USA) Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the crest of a curve. Wreckage resembled that at an airplane crash, but it was a car--make and model unidentifiable at the scene. A lab figured out the story. It seems the driver had somehow gotten hold of a JATO unit (Jet Assisted Take Off--actually a solid fuel rocket) that's used to give heavy military transport planes an extra "push" taking off from short airfields. He drove his Chevy Impala out into the desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. Then he attached the JATO unit to his car, jumped in, got up some speed and fired off the jet device. The cops calculate that the driver of the car...hit JATO ignition at a distance of about 3 miles from the crash site. Ashphalt was scorched and melted there.
Reaching maximum thrust within 5 seconds, causing the Chevy to reach speeds well in excess of 350 mph and continuing at full power for an additional 20-25 seconds, the driver, soon to be pilot, most likely would have experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners, basically causing him to become insignificant for the rest of the event. Remained on the highway for about 2.5 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied and completely melted the brakes, blowing the tires and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface. Became airborne for an additional 1.4 miles, impacting the cliff face at a height of 125 feet and leaving a black crater three feet deep in the rock. Most of the driver's remains were not recoverable; however, small fragments of bone, teeth and hair were extracted from the crater and fingernail shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.
Posts: 1745 | Location: WI. | Registered: 19 May 2003
The Myth Busters TV show asked all the different alleged police departments and they had all heard the story but none knew of it actually ever happening. But the MB team did strap rockets to a car to see if it was possible. I cant remember if it was possible or not.
Posts: 3156 | Location: Rigby, ID | Registered: 20 March 2004
Too bad last years Darwin Award winner wasn't Mort, that would be like that liberal a**hole, trying to rip off Big Business by taking something he didn't deserve or earn. I wonder if his welfare check has arrived yet?
Posts: 350 | Location: state of missery/missouri | Registered: 08 May 2004
what the rest of the story is is that it was a ford/ chevy race, the chevy was propelled forward, the ford is still on the side of the road, trying to start.
Posts: 497 | Location: Illinois | Registered: 27 May 2004