A proctologist had become so fed up with malpractice insurance and NHS paperwork he was burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skilful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college and signed up for some evening classes. He attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the practical exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and then completed the exam with tremendous skill and when the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, " I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grading"

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which is 50% of the grade & you put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also 50% of the grade" ….. and after a pause, the instructor added, " I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I have never seen before in all of my years of teaching mechanics"

Then there was the gent who was "light in his loafers" that went to this party in San Fran + saw this good looking man.The barman told him that was Dr. Denton,the world famous proctologist. He makes an appointment,the Dr. has him on the table probing then says,"I have it" + extracts a long stemmed rose,the patient says,"read the card"!

That's great!