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to
my wife, I'm sorry. I fucked up but I'm not changing so you'll either need
to put up with this shit or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in the
pre-nup....sorry.



To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your business. If
you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one
year what you'll make in a career. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons
from 210 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop puts that you couldn't
read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch
tennis.



To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am.
Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've
had since Thanksgiving. Fuck all ya'll. I'm
glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bullshit
questions over and over again.



To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You motherfuckers come out
ripping me when I've put more fucking money in your pockets than you could
count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-fucking-Parnavik? Give
me a fucking break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you
guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few
weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.



That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta!....Oh and Bambi, if you're listening I'll meet you at the
Ritz in 45 minutes.

Just curious which part of "speak courteously" does this crap fall under?

now thats funny and it's what I have been saying he need to say all along

The PGA Tour is Tiger Woods and any seventy-one people who can make the cut on Sunday. The Holy Grail isn't winning as much as it is trying to beat Tiger. ESPN has cut their golf coverage by more than half since he hasn't played.

Rich
I don't even play golf and I can figure that one out.

youp50,

this is the humor section. Just as in the Political Forum you need to check your delicate sensibilities at the door.
It's also called the AR Forums, not the youp50 domain. If the owner, Saeed does not feel he needs to impose censorship...
You might just have to live with it or stop checking in. You DO have to make a conscious effort to view it. Just stop doing that.
It may have to be repeated: "this site is not all about you and what you want from life...".

Rich

BTW: I thought your post was almost as funny as the original joke.

quote:

Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
youp50,

this is the humor section. Just as in the Political Forum you need to check your delicate sensibilities at the door.
It's also called the AR Forums, not the youp50 domain. If the owner, Saeed does not feel he needs to impose censorship...
You might just have to live with it or stop checking in. You DO have to make a conscious effort to view it. Just stop doing that.
It may have to be repeated: "this site is not all about you and what you want from life...".

Rich

BTW: I thought your post was almost as funny as the original joke.

+1 For The Idaho Sharpshooter.This is a PUBLIC Forum.Enjoy and Contribute!!