A guy walks in and sits down at the end of the bar. Just a few seats
down from
him, there is a very buxom blonde whose boobs are pretty much laying on
top of the bar.

The guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down
the bar.
It hits the lady's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes
over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off the blonde.

Each time the guy calls for a beer this happens. So after his third
beer, he decides
to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hits her boobs,
the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts...AND SHE DECKS HIM!!!.

He's laying on the floor moaning and groaning, 'Jeez...why do you let
the
bartender do it?'

(Get ready...here it comes......... )

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'Because,' says the blonde, 'he has a licker license !'