A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been
> having all these years? Well, they're gone.'
>
> 'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
>
> His wife replies, 'Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in
> front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat
>
> I do not have a headache;
> I do not have a headache,
> I do not have a headache.''
>
> 'It worked! The headaches are all gone.'
>
> Well, that is wonderful.'
>
> His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the
> bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he
> can do anything for that?'
>
> The husband agrees to try it.
>
> Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks
> up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says,
> 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
>
> He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed
> and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
>
> His wife says, 'Boy, that was wonderful!'
>
> The husband says, 'Don't move! I will be right back.'
>
> He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than
> the first time.
>
> The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
>
> Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.' With that, he goes
> back in the bathroom.
>
>
> This time, his wife quietly follows him and there she sees him standing at the
> mirror saying:
>
> She's not my wife.
> She's not my wife.
> She's not my wife!'
>
> His funeral service will be held on Saturday.

That is HILARIOUS!

too funny