Guy sits down at the bar and smells something foul. He looks at the only other guy there and asks if he's shit his pants. Yes, the fellow answers.

So why don't you go clean yourself up, asks guy number one.

Because I'm not done yet.

Does this mean I'm getting some kind of rep here??????



True story:

One of my co-workers went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor told W_____ that he needed to take a stool sample, a urine sample, and a semen sample.

So my co-worker gave his underwear to the doc.