After getting divorced, I got really horny.
So I decided that if I miss all the shots I don't take, I would try for every woman that looked good enough.
I keep a log, and try to get to know, get the phone number, get the date, and score with every nice skirt.
I have a way of rating the females, for foxiness, trouble, probablility of paydirt, and notes.
I was in the grocery line today and I noticed the woman in front of me had long legs. I said, "The things in your cart..."
She interupted me by turning her head and snorting, "F---off, will ya?"
I put her down in my log as a "10, no trouble, maybe, I should visit this store often"
I'm going back to the store now.
I will report back later.

I don´t get it.

I really can't understand why your wife left you.

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Originally posted by crowrifle:
I really can't understand why your wife left you.

Ya think.