A man was in the waiting room at the hospital, pacing the floor. His wife was inside having their first child. After a while the doctor came out to talk to the nervous father.
"Well, your baby is here. It's a boy. And guess what? He can fly!" The doctor let go of the baby and it hit the floor with a SMACK. The father was irrate. The doctor calmed him down

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor. I know what I'm doing. Your baby really can fly. Watch." Again, the doctor picked up the baby, and this time tossed it across the room. Again, the baby hit the floor with a hard SMACK. The father was just about ready to kill the doctor.

"You idiot! You're going to kill my baby!"

"Don't worry. He just needs to be scared a little." So the doctor took the baby and held it out the third story window. The doctor let go of the baby and it hit the sidewalk below with a sickening SPLAT. The father was beside himself with anger.

"You son-of-a-bitch! I'm gonna kill you!"

"Hey, don't worry! I'm just joking with you. Your baby was stillborn."

That's just wrong.

I normally don't comment on "humor" posts, but I had a close friend lose a baby a couple of months ago and find this shit tasteless.

I normally don't comment on jokes, either -- but this isn't one. It is simply crude and tastless.

A local couple has been praying for a miracle that the doctors would be wrong and that their son may be born alive. They knew the outlook was bleak but hoped for at least a little time with him.

It wasn't to be.

He was buried Tuesday.

But even if I hadn't been close to this situation, I still would have found this extremely offensive. But, that's just my opinion...

Consider the source.....

Could not find any humor in this one tasteless

You may want to have someone explain the word "humor" to you.....it is obvious you have no idea what it means or you wouldn't post this type of crap in the humor section.

lighten up. its a joke. get the sand out of your pussy.
BOO-HOO! theres a joke about ahlshimers on the board. "my granny had it and thats not funny".
BOO-HOO! there a joke about divorce "my parents are getting a divorce and thats not funny"
BOO-HOO! BOO-HOO!
i cant take it BOO-HOO. thats not funny.

As you can see, NO ONE here has agreed with you.

'Nuff said.

Tasteless

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Originally posted by Bobby Tomek:
As you can see, NO ONE here has agreed with you.

'Nuff said.

oh, im gonna cry myself to sleep....

you actually thought that joke was funny, did you laugh out loud? WOW, you are a different sort of human being. I'm afraid to know what you don't find funny. How old are you? there is no way you've reached puberty you little P.O.S.!!!!

If that's humor in SC, then I proud to be a Texan!

I wasn't aware that those who are interred in mental institutions were allowed access to computers. Thanks for clearing that up.

I can think of one person on this forum to place on my ignore list

Is this kind of post show the rest of us what "One of Us"means I don't think I want to be one.

Just wrong on too many levels!

No more............PLEASE!

aktoklat nailed it. Placed this guy on your ignore list, and stop feeding the trolls. My ignore list is short, but it has been earned.
Bill

while it is a sick joke, everyone makes mistakes. i bet theres been a time when all of you have wished you didnt say something that you did. ive had a few of those.

I'll tell you one thing for sure worse than that joke, and that would be the lack of freedom to make rotten jokes.

I thought is was hilarious and made me lol. Thanks for posting!

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I thought is was hilarious and made me lol. Thanks for posting!

Must be related!

Possibly poor judgement - we've got to learn somehow though.

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Possibly poor judgement - we've got to learn somehow though.

Surely you jest...

my brother and sister in-law had a stillborn baby about nine years ago...she still cries over baby Jacob every now and then. This goes beyond crude and tasteless.

If anyone wonders what the boundaries are in humor, this is over the line.

Rich
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