Romance....

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"


The husband, typically non romantic, replied,

"I am on the commode. Please advise."

It's against my better judgement, but I'm going to forward that to my wife.

quote:

Originally posted by Kensco:
It's against my better judgement, but I'm going to forward that to my wife.

Please let us know what her response is Kensco!!

There's been no response from Kensco so far.

I wonder if he made it to the ER in time?????