Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.

A lot of truth there.

We need to turn away from the clichés about domestic violence, and return to a system of inter family corporal punishment.

What does it all mean?
When a woman has a mood swing, the man needs to set her straight.

Yes,some men understand,while a vast majority bear a striking resemblance to the ambassador to Zimbabwe.