in the last days of WWII the Japanese resorted to kamikaze pilots. Poland noted their success and started their own program. Their leading pilot was awarded a medal after completing 27 missions

Thanks for the humor.

I have no idea how Polish jokes got started? I am going to speak up against them. Last night we ate dinner at the Staropolska Restaurant in New Britain, CT. I had the Polish Platter which is excellent. They are very nice there and I would say have the best looking waitresses.

An old Polish joke from when I was thirty years younger:

A Pole goes to be interviewed to join the Polish Army. The conducting officer asks him what he would do if he were attacked simultaneously by a German and a Russian soldier.

He replies that he would kill first the German and then the Russian.

He is asked why. He replies that being a good Pole he knows that he must do his duty before he enjoys his pleasure.

Those ethnic jokes are really funny....., especially when they are not about the French.
I've been told that Poles are buried bent over at the waist, holding their ankles, so all the people, who tell Polish jokes, can kiss their arses.

Or how about the Belgian who decided to take the boat over to England one day. Until he saw the sign on the motorway "Pas de Calais"...so he turned around and went back home.

Beautiful women in this race as well as all others.As to the males + the subject of ethnicity+ borderlines involved;were Manfred Frieherre Von Richtoven (sp)to be considered, he would rank as a person of polish descent.Yet the world knows him + we all still claim him as most German.

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I've been told that Poles are buried bent over at the waist, holding their ankles, so all the people, who tell Polish jokes, can kiss their arses.

I allways found this to be very handy to park my bike