A guy finished a round of golf and went into the locker room to discover that his pals had stolen his clothes. The only exit from the locker room was through the bar. He had only a towel, so had the choice of wrapping it around his waist or his head. He opted for the head and ran out through the bar to his car.

There were a few of the gals in the bar. One said "Well, it's not my husband". Another said the same. The third gal said, "Hell, he's not even a member of the club."