The New Couple Next Door

One day this fellow noticed that a new
couple had moved into the house next
door. He was also quick to notice
that the woman liked to sunbathe
in the backyard, usually in a
skimpy bikini that showed off a
magnificent pair of breasts. He
made it a point to water and trim his
lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another
look. Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door
of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a
large, burly man, opened the door.

"Excuse me," our man stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing how
beautiful your wife is."

"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied.

"Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts
are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss
those breasts."

The burly gorilla was about to deck our poor guy when his wife
appeared and stopped him. She pulled him inside and they discussed
the offer for a few moments.

Finally, they returned and asked our friend to step inside.

"OK," the husband said gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you can
kiss my wife's tits."

At this the wife unbuttoned her blouse, and the twin objects of
desire hung free at last. Our man took one in each hand, and
proceeded to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This went
on for several minutes, until the husband got annoyed.

"Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growled.

"I can't," replied our awestruck hero, still nuzzling away.

"Why not?" demanded the husband, getting really angry now.

"I don't have ten thousand dollars."

cheers...bud

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