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Originally posted by BBBruce:
Lotsa good grade 8 humour here, guys. majorCleaner, and waterWit'll be fascinated. 3Hunnert will be pretending to understand. digitalDick will print them out 'til the next time he visits his Mexican grade 8 gym class and get his answers there. pooChute prob'ly wrote 'em.

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Originally posted by jh45gun:
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.

6. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.

13. How do lesbian carpenters build a house?

Tounge-in-groove, and they don't use any studs!