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A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport .

The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa . I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay".

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cork. The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot: "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa?" Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap...then I'm gonna take that new flight attendant with the huge tits out for dinner... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long."

Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new flight crew girl is that the pilot's talking about.

Meanwhile, the flight attendant is seated at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cork to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a shit first".


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