A man had a sore shoulder and went to the doctor. The doctor gave him a bottle and told him to bring in a urine sample. The man thought urine specimen doesn't have to do with a sore shoulder, I'll show the doc.
So he had his daughter pee in the bottle, had his wife pee in the bottle, took the dipstick out of his car and put some oil in the bottle then he masturbated and squirted into the bottle and shook it up and took it to the doctor.
The doctor tested it and called the man in. Told him, set down, you have problems. Your daughter is pregnant, your wife is having an affair, your car is about to throw a rod and if you don't quit jacking off, your shoulder never will get well.

Sounds about right.

Accurate doctor!

For what we have to pay them, I like accurate. Too often I pay big dollars for bad advice.

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Too often I pay big dollars for bad advice.

Never stopped you from handing it out. In droves.