A woman goes to a counselor, worried about her husband’s temper.
The counselor asks, "What's the problem?


The woman says, "I don't know what to do. Every day my husband loses
his temper for no reason. It scares me."

The Counselor says, "I have a cure for that. When it seems your husband
is getting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel's bourbon and swish it in
your mouth. Swish and swish, but don't swallow it until he either leaves the
room or calms down."

Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn.
She tells the counselor, "That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started
to get angry, I swished the Jack Daniels and he would start to calm down.? It was
amazing! ? What is it about Jack Daniels that makes it work like that?

The counselor said, "The Jack Daniel's does nothing. Keeping your mouth shut is
the trick."

Thankfully my wife is a pleasure to be around, BUT I have a friend whose wife never shuts up &tells everything going on in they're lives.
I'd either poison her or myself.

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Originally posted by bwana cecil:
Thankfully my wife is a pleasure to be around, BUT I have a friend whose wife never shuts up &tells everything going on in they're lives.
I'd either poison her or myself.

Swish the JD and then swallow every once in a while.
After ½ an hour you dont give a s4!t !!!

Yes indeed; swishing without swallowing seems rather pointless. As an aside, an acquaintance told me one a few years ago that although I abhor domestic violence he made the point that what do ALL battered women have in common? "They just wouldn't listen".