PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about
splinters when they were having sex.? Pinocchio, therefore, went to
visit
Gepetto to see if he could help.
Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and
Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through
town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

I'mgoin out to get some wet& dry sand paper