Fellas, forgive me, I'd had a few drinks at lunch time and it just tickled my funny bone. It's one of those 'alternative' jokes without a punchline.

gerald416: Unfortunately, fewer and fewer Englishmen/women/children actually go to church nowadays. Shame really. Maybe there's a link with the huge increase of STDs, teenage pregnancy, binge drinking, drug taking e.t.c. e.t.c. I'm no choir boy but this country is going down the tubes fast. Moan over.

British:

Please walk me through this -very slowly. (and yes, this Irish-American sympathizes with you about church going {Truly.We see the same over here)- but I still don't get it. (Dennis from Oregon only proves that young people go West. Damn these youngsters!

I got it. It wasn't funny but I got it.

England 3
Yanks 0

(are you sure his head was an orange, and not just little?)