Gramps had never gone turkey hunting-

he felt bad after the grandson bagged his first-

and came in telling Gramps how AWESOME it was-

So he did something about

and then wrote to his Grandson--


Well, I hot my first turkey yesterday!

Really it should never have taken me this long--
it was really easier than I expected-

But--

It scared the shit outta everyone in the frozen food section.

Truly though it was awesome!

Gettin' old is so much fun...


PS:
Remember: Don 't make old People mad.
We don't like being old in the first place,
so it doesn't take much to piss us off.