MANNERS
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one -
"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
Michael answered, "Just a minute, I have to go piss." The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
"What about you John, how would you say it?" she asked. John answered, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table."
"And you Peter" she continued, "are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"
Peter responded, "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."
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Originally posted by YUMAN:
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one -
"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
Michael answered, "Just a minute, I have to go piss." The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
"What about you John, how would you say it?" she asked. John answered, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table."
"And you Peter" she continued, "are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"
Peter responded, "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."
I predict Peter will be very successful in the dating game.
30 May 2005, 00:02
Lowrider 49I heard it a little different....
little Johnnie was in the back of he class and he said "May I be excused please? I must say hi to my friend Peter, whom I hope you'll want to meet real soon"
