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Fred, the dildo salesman was working the neighborhood.
He knocked on the first door and the lady of the house answered.
"Hi, I'm Fred the dildo salesman, would you like to buy dildo?"

"Well sure, let me see what you have" replied the lady.

Fred opened his case and displayed the assortment.

"How much for that one?" she asked.

"Well, that an 6" and sells for $10.00"
"I'll take that one" she said.

Fred fiished the sale and went to the next house.

"Hi, I'm Fred the dildo salesman, would you like to buy dildo?"

"I'd love to" replied te next women. "Let me see what you have"

Fred again opened his case and the women asked "How much for this one?"

"Thats an 8 incher and costs $20"

"I'll take that one" she excitedly said.

Fred then went to the next house, range the doorbell. "Hi, I'm Fred the dildo salesman, would you like to buy dildo?"
"Lets see what you have" she asked.

Fred opened the case. The women studied the products and asked, "How much for this one?"

"Humm, I really hate to part with that one" repied Fred. " I've been doing this for 10 years and that one has been with me since the start". "I'm not sure I want to sell it".

"Well", replied the lady, "If you to make a sale, thats the one I want, none of the others interest me". "Its that one or nothing"

Fred paused, thought for a moment. "If you want it I'll have to get 75 bucks for it"

"SOLD"

Later while Fred was taking a break, the phone rang. It was Fred's boss.

"How things going today" asked the boss"

"GREAT" replied Fred

"Your selling a few then"

"You bet", Fred said

" I sold a 6 incher for $10, a 8 incher for $20, and my Thermos bottle for $75!"
 
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