Frank and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 5-day golf outing. Unfortunately, he had to tell them he couldn't go ... because his wife wouldn't let him.

After a lot of teasing and name calling, Frank headed home totally frustrated. The following week Frank's buddies arrived at the resort to play golf. They were shocked to see Frank sitting in the lobby, drinking a well-made marguerita and admiring his putter!

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Frank?"

"I didn't have to" Frank replied. "Last night I slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise.' When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee. She said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and do whatever you want'......

SO, HERE I AM!"