Ammunition Is Getting Scarce
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.
On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead
gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
She looked at the ammo in the back of my SUV and said in a very sexy
voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy". "Would you be
interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought a few seconds and asked, "what kinda ammo ya got?"