Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks
8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't
smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no
peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

ANSWERS

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the
ark... Professionals built the Titanic

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than

500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line. You gotta pass this one on.

Great post!

Johan

Since it was email'd to you, did you check to see if it was true? This type of thing sometimes gets started by anti-american groups and has no confirmed status.

I have to agree ... the last part is a bit far fetched.

I enjoyed the rest however.

Most EXCELLENT !

I have seen the story on the Congressional statistics debunked on several forums. It is not true.

Mort Canard

I killed Ludwig! Damn. That's a real mind-job... sort of like me being the only one who could prevent forest fires... and I know for a fact that Woodsie was pointing directly at me, so don't even try. I saw the tear roll down the Indian's face and I've planted a jack pine, ok.

I'm feeling struck down and blind, like Saul on the road to Damascus.

Can I change my name once I get my sight back?

Then it's true.

Non smooking vegitarians are whackos!!!!!!!!

Johan

Ther's nothing worse than a reformed anything!