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It had been snowing all night so: 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist walked by and asked why I didn't make a snow lady. 8:15 So I made a snow lady. 8:17 She complained that it was too big and called me an old pig. 8:20 Homos in the neighboring house demanded two ′′ snowmen ". 8:22 Transgender wanted to have a penny on the snow lady. 8:25 The vegan who stood and watched complained about carrot, food was not something you play with. 8:28 Then I was called racist because I only made white snow people. 8:31 At least the Muslim demanded a burka on the snow lady 8:40 Then the cops came because someone felt harassed. 8:42 The feminist complained again because the snow lady had gotten a broom and thought it was a symbol of me chaining the woman to the home 8:43 The mayor came to threaten me with eviction of Vennesla municipality 8:45 NRK came,...de asked me about the difference between snowmen and snow ladies? I answered ′′ snowballs ′′ 9:00 Now I'm on the news suspected as terrorist, racist, homophobic and god knows what. 9:10 Child welfare came and picked up the kids 9:29 Everyone had gathered for a protest march and at least one demanded me beheaded Moral: There are no morals. It's only the world we live in and it keeps getting worse. | ||
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Had me in the first half...not gonna lie. | |||
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