The Centipede
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A single guy decided life would be more fun
if he had a pet.
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So he went to the pet store
and told the owner
that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
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After some discussion,
he finally bought a talking centipede,
(100-legged bug),
which came in a little white box
to use for his house.
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He took the box back home,
found a good spot for the box,
and decided he would start off
by taking his new pet
to church with him.
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So he asked the centipede
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"Would you like to go
to church with me today?
We will have a good time."
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But there was no answer �
from his new pet.
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This bothered him a bit,
but he waited a few minutes
and then asked again,
"How about going
to church with me
and receive blessings?"
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But again,
there was no answer
from his new friend and pet.
So he waited
a few minutes more,
thinking about the situation.
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The guy decided
to invite the centipede
one last time.
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This time he
put his face up against
the centipede's house and shouted,
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"Hey, in there!
Would you like to go �
to
church with me �
and learn about God?"
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YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ......
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This time, �
a little voice
came out of the box ,
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"I heard you the first time!
I'm putting my shoes on!"
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G R O A N !!!!!!!!!!!

Its always good to have a couple in your repetouire to tell the grandkids.