Have read "Beaver problem" in "Miscellanous", and began to read the same theme in our forums. A lot of funny textes, here some of this:

One guy found at his dacha somebody's burrows, decided a radical way to get rid of diggers: scrounged somewhere a bucket of calcium carbide, shredded it, and fell asleep in one well (2 others just completely shut), and, filling the first hole with about a bucket of water, gagged this. Next I will try to convey a story, a neighbor heard, verbatim:
"Water poured and think - in about 10-15 minutes you can start. Smoked, then opened well, threw in a match and ... suddenly behind me as will a Bang!!! Fly some boards, banks, and even some garbage. Turn around and see the explosion smashed the cellar". (Cellar was in 5 metres).
Then the wrestler with the "diggers" with tears in eyes (from laughter) recommended this method to listeners ...

calcium carbide forms a gas when mixed with water.
this gas is flammable.
throwing a match into the mix will create an explosion.

the guy blew a beaver out of a well and destroyed his root cellar in the process.

Thanks for the interpretation. Much needed.

This gas is called: Acetylene for you guys that don't know it.

I posted on another joke here that showed a balloon full tossed under a guy welding and it blew up. Go read on the first page somewhere about what happened when a buddy had me fill a huge balloon with that stuff!

George

I'm getting concerned. I understood every word vashper said, but nothing that you other four said.

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Originally posted by Kensco:
I'm getting concerned. I understood every word vashper said, but nothing that you other four said.

Concerned? Concerned? Is that all?

You need some serious help. Try to find a cunning linguist or is that a lingual cuntist? I'm so confused, the pain of thinking about Vashper's jokes is overwhelming my simple Texas mind.

Mates
When can we stop being politically corect. Desperatly stupid.

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Originally posted by jbderunz:

When can we stop being politically corect. Desperatly stupid.

This is Your new nickname or real name?

that was the best joke you ever told vashper.

that is my style of funny.