*START THE NEW YEAR OFF RIGHT ! *
>>
>> Gynecologist's Assistant Opening
>>
>> A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida , and
>> sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he
>> goes to learn more -
>>
>> "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy
>> behind the desk.
>>
>> The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it
>> is:
>> The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
>> You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully
>> wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently
>> shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're
>> ready
>> for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000,
>> but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620
>> miles fom here."
>> "Oh why, is that where the job's at?"
>> "No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"

Just my bloody luck.
Paul B.