Two guys were playing golf on a sunny day. When they notice a strange man watching them play. They got nervous and decided to confront him. They ask why was he watchin them? The strange man replied im looking for customers. Customers? the two guys replied. The strange man said yeah im a hitman. Wow said the two guys, but you gotta prove it. So the strange man did, he opened his golf bag and inside was a scoped rifle. He said this is my tool. One of the two guys got an idea. He told the strange man about his nieghbor screwing his wfie and the fact that his wife liked it. So he hired the hitman to take care of his problem. He would pay him $200 to shoot his nieghbor in the dick. And because his wife had such a big mouth, thats where he wanted her shot for $200. The hitman set up to shoot and waited... and waited.... and waited. Whats wrong the man asked the hitman. He said hold on im gonna save you $200.