PRICELESS!
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, ' I am a Father.. '

The little boy replied, ' My Daddy doesn ' t wear his collar like that. '
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ' ' I am the Father of
many. '
The boy said, ' ' My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and
he doesn ' t wear his collar that way! '

The priest, getting impatient, said. ' I am the Father of hundreds ' ,
and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and
said, "Maybe you should wear a
condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."

First class.

OMG