You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put
under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns
and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The
house also featured a secret escape tunnel.



By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."



In Michigan, he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit."



In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."



In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector.



In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well
prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgement until they made sure that
he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."



In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."



In Montana, he'd becalled "The neighbourhood 'Go-To' guy."



In Alabama, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."



In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."



In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky
and South Carolina he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."



And in Texas he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo.*

Yep,the top story was true. The rest are not REALLY jokes either.

In Idaho he'd be termed a "Newbie with Potential".

can you describe the escape tunnel a little better.
did it double as an underground shooting range?

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Originally posted by Lamar:
can you describe the escape tunnel a little better.
did it double as an underground shooting range?

I like the way you think, Lamar!

quote:

Originally posted by NormanConquest:
Yep,the top story was true. The rest are not REALLY jokes either.

See you're from Texas.

Grizz

In Bitterroot, he;d be keeping local economy going and neighboring county { Missoula}. he'd be " that crazy Bitterrooter "