Beer bottle: break me and you get 1 year bad luck.
Mirror: Haw, haw break me and you get 7 years bad luck.
Condom: just laughs and walks off.

Oh Yeah! Then why is there always a tray full of Condom Mints on every buffet table?


Hip

I remember the George Carlin routine on birth control where they had the condoms right beside the Andes Mint candies at the restaurant check-out register, "Take your change in birth control".