The year was 1947.


Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, 73 years ago,

numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object (UFO),

with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just

outside Roswell, New Mexico.


This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up

by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organisations.


However, what you may NOT know is that during the month of April 1948,

nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:



Sr. Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

William J. Clinton

John F. Kerry

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

Joe Biden


This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.


I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me

Years ago while elk hunting in Colorado, we were following, at a distance down a small mountain dirt road, a truck full of Cowboys. We could also see that there was some sort of sticker on the back of their tailgate. Eventually we got close enough to read it. It said: HIPPIES ARE LIVING PROOF: THAT COWBOYS SCREW SHEEP

Sh!t floats and rises to the top!

I never believed in UFOs until now.

In a small southern town, a man was put on trial for srewing a sheep + was told to explain to the jury what + how he did it. So he says 1st you put their hind legs in your boots + then lead them to a cliff + they'll back up onto you. An old man in the jury box jumps up + says "It better be a high cliff, cause sometimes they jump!'

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Originally posted by NormanConquest:
In a small southern town, a man was put on trial for srewing a sheep + was told to explain to the jury what + how he did it. So he says 1st you put their hind legs in your boots + then lead them to a cliff + they'll back up onto you. An old man in the jury box jumps up + says "It better be a high cliff, cause sometimes they jump!'

Now here's a true story along the same line. This was told to me by an honest man in San Angelo. Seems that some young fellow was pleasuring himself with a calf at the auction barn but did not know that he was being observed by a father + small son using the gas station restroom across the way. The father was pissed that his little boy witnessed this Beastiality + insisted on pressing charges on the man. The Sheriff said, don't worry, I'll take care of it but the guy insisted; so finally the sheriff had to press the charges. After it was all over the sheriff told my old friend, Dee, "You know its a helluva shame to arrest someone that was doing what you have done a 100 times yourself."