>A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking
>it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along
>and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the
>most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine." The Priest said,
>"No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some
>of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a
>healthy baby." The little boy replied, "You take some of this here
>turpentine and rub it on a cat's butt and he'll pass a motorcycle".

JDS