O.K. we all know the preamble here. Car breaks down in the country,needs to spend the night at a farmers house.....Now the old farmer says,well I only have one spare bed + you would have to share it with the red headed school teacher. The salesman puffs up + says 'Sir,I'll have you know that I'm a gentleman" To which the old farmer replies with sadistic glee,"Well to the best of my knowledge so is the red haired school teacher".
No Rich,thats funny. If for no other reason,the psychological premise is that the red head is female though that was never stated. I know that when one has to explain a joke the humor is lost. Also the college friend of mine whom I mentioned was an archeaologist on the LBT dig in the 70's until he got married + could not make a living doing that with a family,so he started teaching school.He is a red head + feels that all red headed teachers should be cherished.(sleeping arrangements we will leave to the individual)
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