The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over fifty years ago?

We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and
I made love to you." "Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a
crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support
aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and
make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she
leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into
the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for
about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and
screaming.

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and
old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back
on.

The Policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple
passes, he says to them,

"Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex
life together.

Is there some sort of secret to this?" Shaking the old man is barely able to
reply,

"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."