The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they
got
> > their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
> >
> > Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,
> > look
> > towards sky, what you see?"
> >
> > The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
> >
> > "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
> >
> > The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
> > speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and
potentially
> > billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in
>Leo.
> > Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in
the
> > morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and
> > insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day
> > tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
> >
> > "You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole the tent."
> >
>

I liked that.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been chasing bad guys all day and them and their horses were hot and tired. When they got in front of the saloon, the Lone Ranger said "Tonto, run circles around Silver till he cools off, I'm going inside for a beer". So the Lone Ranger is at the bar drinking a beer and a stranger comes in. The stranger orders a beer, leans back against the bar and says "Is that you horse outside?" The Lone Ranger says "Yes it is". The stranger says "Do you know you left your Injun running?"

You know what broke up the Lone Ranger - Tonto duo?
The Lone Ranger found out what "Kemo Sabe" means.